The latest news is that BIG FELLA sent some of his attack dog heavies round to my penthouse apartment holiday home, shag pad this afternoon. They nicked my fucking computer, emptied my fridge and even took a shit in my bog without fucking flushing. My computer......gone........thats all my movies and the entire back catalouge of Cliff Richards works (for my mum cos she....erm.........doesn't know how to transfer music and I was doing it for her).
They took everything I had of ANY value and as I gazed around my room at the emptyness I noticed they had even stolen the frame that displayed a painting from my JONATHAN BOWDEN COLLECTION which now hung silently alone and at a jaunty angle on the wall above where my bed once stood.
I am calling for BIG FELLA to resign now cos this has gone to far with your leader fetish and power hungry attitude. I DEMAND that you
fuck off out of COVERT MANSION
And tell us the truth WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO MATALAN CARDS? Your handler must pay you well BIG FELLA and why is Bev Jones from Tameside KEEPER OF THE KEYS TO THE COVERT FRIDGE? Can you really trust her? Time will tell!
It's time to eject Big Fella and Pork Pie from their COVERT TEAM positions before their arrogance, lies and incompetence brings us all down. So come on Big Fella, enough is enough!
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EIEBF Statement
This site is not meant as attack on the COVERT TEAM. It has come about because of the widespread damage being inflicted by this duo on the rest of us here at COVERT MANSION and the shocking lack of action taken by the more seasoned members of the COVERT TEAM (or more accurately Big Fella) to sort the problem out. Morale is at an all-time low despite an all-time high number of members and pie tasters.EIEBF believes it is time to start publicly exposing the duo in the hope that action will finally be taken to rid COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS of these sleazy, lying, incompetent scumbags.The COVERT TEAM has lost enough good people already and we don't want to lose any more. It's time they went instead!
What to do next...
You must fight back to save the COVERT TEAM!
1, If we only had a membership we would say DO NOTrenew your membership yet!
2, Do not resign from the COVERT TEAM
3, Resign from any official position you hold
4, Do not resign as a pie consultant- ever!
5, Throw off the party whip and declare yourself an independent pie enthusiast.
These are not easy things to do for people who have helped build up the COVERT TEAM and believe in COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS, but we are now fighting for the salvation of the TEAM that we all love. BIG FELLA is defending the indefensible with PORK PIE and is prepared to sacrifice people who are not only loyal to the COVERT TEAM but have been steadfastly loyal to him.
He refused to listen to Billy King, Cheeky, and many more. If we act as one he might listen to us all. Resign your positions and withdraw the party whip, withhold your donations (sorry ladies you'll have to pleasure yourselves but don't quit the COVERT TEAM or your pies and mushy peas. This fight is for our country and our people as much as it is for the COVERT TEAM we love.
E-mail your letters of resignation to:
BIG FELLA at
sneakygits@hotmail.co.uk
CRAFTY CUNT at c.u.n.t.s@hotmail.com
1, If we only had a membership we would say DO NOTrenew your membership yet!
2, Do not resign from the COVERT TEAM
3, Resign from any official position you hold
4, Do not resign as a pie consultant- ever!
5, Throw off the party whip and declare yourself an independent pie enthusiast.
These are not easy things to do for people who have helped build up the COVERT TEAM and believe in COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS, but we are now fighting for the salvation of the TEAM that we all love. BIG FELLA is defending the indefensible with PORK PIE and is prepared to sacrifice people who are not only loyal to the COVERT TEAM but have been steadfastly loyal to him.
He refused to listen to Billy King, Cheeky, and many more. If we act as one he might listen to us all. Resign your positions and withdraw the party whip, withhold your donations (sorry ladies you'll have to pleasure yourselves but don't quit the COVERT TEAM or your pies and mushy peas. This fight is for our country and our people as much as it is for the COVERT TEAM we love.
E-mail your letters of resignation to:
BIG FELLA at
sneakygits@hotmail.co.uk
CRAFTY CUNT at c.u.n.t.s@hotmail.com
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9 comments:
Oh my god!!! the full collection of Cliff Richards...
The bloody brutes
Big Bev has the keys to your fridge?
I know I'm a fat cunt, but at least I'd leave you a crumb!
I might post as Anonymous but honest Im a big big covert official honest honest I dont like that big fella before him all you had to do to get a realy good title was organise a secret meeting with a few mates now thats all changed he expects us to DO THINGS or we will be replaced the bloody cheek of it
What does BIG FELLA make you do?
I know a secret about big fella.. When he thinks that he is the company of loyal subjects, he partakes in very naughty acts of binge eating. Last time I was there at covert mansion he forgot himself after indulging in a few bottles of newky brown and then proceeded to (get this) eat not one but two ‘vegetable burgers’. Now how despicable is that?
Anonymous
ANONYMOUR UNDERCOVER GRASSING AGENT
TELLER OF ALL SECRETS
PS
I once stole a pie from the fridge.
Why has nobody asked for my opinion?
That Big Fella has made my life hell he keeps telling people I'm a fat poof who lived with an MI5 agent but how was I to know peter was working for the state he was great and even let me go on top sometimes ooopps forget I said that .
Big Fella should go now .
How dare you set up this blog in disgust at Big Fella. Close it at once or i will release the footage of you dancing to the - dancing to the - to the -
BIRDY SONG!!!
SO THERE!
Crafty Cunt once stole a pie
When confronted he told a lie
He ate it all, left not one crumb
Apart from the sauce upon his thumb
Not surprised that he’s defected
He says “Big Fella wasn’t elected”
Who will follow him, now he’s gone?
All the blind that can see no wrong.
They’ll be back on knees a creeping
That Big Fella will not be weeping.
So let’s see it through until the end
And hope the Big Fella doesn’t bend
Cos if he does a tragedy we await
And mark my words, then it’s too late.
tp14 thats a lie and I'm even thinking of taking legal action against your slander. I have never stolen a pie in my life. I have liberated many though and scoffed the fucking lot without remorse.
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