The meeting went really really well. A few of us got to sit at the special table and look right important and that. We had a questions and answers session and a buffet and everything. Then after a short break a few of us sat behind the special table again and tried to look important. Everyone who attended which was about 2600 give or take a few started to fall asleep so we livened things up with a game of 'lets blame Nick Griffin' and suddenly the room was....erm.....still falling asleep so we grabbed what was left of the buffet and fucked off rather sharpish.
Please note we managed to get this comprehensive report of our successful meeting online before the UAF (not like some people we could mention eh kids?)
It's time to eject Big Fella and Pork Pie from their COVERT TEAM positions before their arrogance, lies and incompetence brings us all down. So come on Big Fella, enough is enough!
The Real BNP - Those who agree and want change...
- Donny Pondlife (Yuff Leader)
- Roger Robertson (BNP)
EIEBF Statement
This site is not meant as attack on the COVERT TEAM. It has come about because of the widespread damage being inflicted by this duo on the rest of us here at COVERT MANSION and the shocking lack of action taken by the more seasoned members of the COVERT TEAM (or more accurately Big Fella) to sort the problem out. Morale is at an all-time low despite an all-time high number of members and pie tasters.EIEBF believes it is time to start publicly exposing the duo in the hope that action will finally be taken to rid COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS of these sleazy, lying, incompetent scumbags.The COVERT TEAM has lost enough good people already and we don't want to lose any more. It's time they went instead!
What to do next...
You must fight back to save the COVERT TEAM!
1, If we only had a membership we would say DO NOTrenew your membership yet!
2, Do not resign from the COVERT TEAM
3, Resign from any official position you hold
4, Do not resign as a pie consultant- ever!
5, Throw off the party whip and declare yourself an independent pie enthusiast.
These are not easy things to do for people who have helped build up the COVERT TEAM and believe in COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS, but we are now fighting for the salvation of the TEAM that we all love. BIG FELLA is defending the indefensible with PORK PIE and is prepared to sacrifice people who are not only loyal to the COVERT TEAM but have been steadfastly loyal to him.
He refused to listen to Billy King, Cheeky, and many more. If we act as one he might listen to us all. Resign your positions and withdraw the party whip, withhold your donations (sorry ladies you'll have to pleasure yourselves but don't quit the COVERT TEAM or your pies and mushy peas. This fight is for our country and our people as much as it is for the COVERT TEAM we love.
E-mail your letters of resignation to:
BIG FELLA at
sneakygits@hotmail.co.uk
CRAFTY CUNT at c.u.n.t.s@hotmail.com
1, If we only had a membership we would say DO NOTrenew your membership yet!
2, Do not resign from the COVERT TEAM
3, Resign from any official position you hold
4, Do not resign as a pie consultant- ever!
5, Throw off the party whip and declare yourself an independent pie enthusiast.
These are not easy things to do for people who have helped build up the COVERT TEAM and believe in COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS, but we are now fighting for the salvation of the TEAM that we all love. BIG FELLA is defending the indefensible with PORK PIE and is prepared to sacrifice people who are not only loyal to the COVERT TEAM but have been steadfastly loyal to him.
He refused to listen to Billy King, Cheeky, and many more. If we act as one he might listen to us all. Resign your positions and withdraw the party whip, withhold your donations (sorry ladies you'll have to pleasure yourselves but don't quit the COVERT TEAM or your pies and mushy peas. This fight is for our country and our people as much as it is for the COVERT TEAM we love.
E-mail your letters of resignation to:
BIG FELLA at
sneakygits@hotmail.co.uk
CRAFTY CUNT at c.u.n.t.s@hotmail.com
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6 comments:
Before the buffet some important c.u.n.t. gave a passionate address detailing why the expelled intended to fight Big fella all the way to the high court if necessary to retain their memberships.
The important c.u.n.t. then told the audience,who had come from fucking miles away that the buffet was open,thereby causing a stampede.
I of course got nothing except three missing teeth and a fractured arm greedy c.u.n.t.s.
it was a fantastic meeting.. the only reason that they are stating 2600 attended and not the real figure of 4892 is the fire regulations.
the buffet was first class too, 7 different types of pork pie and 5 choices of brown sauce. but some sneaky cunt stole the hendersons. so own up, who was it?
It was liberated, not stolen
Anti-gag said
It was a great meeting, so many boys and men in one room. it was wonderful and wet and steamy and the buffet tables were low eniugh to make men lean forwards to get their pork pie. i cant wait until the next one.
From Chris Hill
(Lancaster)
Chris Hill you've been warned before about your passion for other men and their pork pies. Please refrain from this kind of behaviour.
There was a meeting that went right well
How many was there, it was hard to tell
Lots of things were talked about
On how to rid us of the lout
Him be BIG FELLA so under-estimated
For the Hendersons he had liberated
Never mind though, cos the food was great
For the next meeting, I can’t wait.
I’m coming supplied with my own relish
All you other buggers can rot and perish
Until then, I hope you all take care
Beware of the BIG FELLA, cos he’s not fair
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